Friday, March 27, 2009

If you are a person who refuses to learn how to pronounce non-Anglo-Saxon last names, maybe the public schools need you as a teacher or administrator. The best strategy for reading aloud a Greek or Thai or Czech or Japanese or even Spanish last name is to mumble the first syllable and then loudly and in good spirits give up, as if this frustration makes you something other than a dickhead.

1 comment:

  1. agreed. i like it when you update. ikea tomorrow, i'll bring y'all back some treats.